Indo – English

Nemu artikel konyol di forum humor, langsung copas aja di sini😛

In English: “Would you care to validate your previous statement?”
In Indonesian: “SUMPE LO?!

In English: “Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand.”
In Indonesian: “Nenek lu kiper!

In English: “Would you care to elaborate on that statement?”
In Indonesian: “MAKSUD LOH?!”

In English: “There’s a 75% chance I won’t make it, I’m far too busy for ur stupid event.”
In Indonesian: “Insya’allah gw dateng!”

In English: “The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.”
In Indonesian: “Rapatnya jam 8!”

In English:”Let’s try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it”
In Indonesian: “Mama minta pulsa”

In English: “Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you’ll find interesting.”
In Indonesian: “Giordanonya, Kakaaak!”

In English: “I’ve stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful.”
In Indonesian: “CEKIDOT GAN!”

In English: “I’m so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I’m speechless and in awe.”
In Indonesian: “ANJROT!”

In English: “This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this.”
In Indonesian: “Sundul, Gan!”

In English: “I definitely won’t make it. You guys go and have fun without me.”
In Indonesian: “Ntar gue nyusul.”

In English: “You’re absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already.”
In Indonesian: “EMBEER!”

In English: “That’s so profound. I can’t contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart.”
In Indonesian: “Dalem.”

In English: “Oh God, please have some mercy.”
In Indonesian: “Yaolo tolong!”

In English: “This time you have crossed the line and you went too far!”
In Indonesian: “Terlalu..” *bang Rhoma*

In English: “What? Are you kidding? Please tell me you’re not serious!”
In Indonesian: “Bok, plis!”

In English: “Hurry up! Don’t wait any longer, you must come now!”
In Indonesian: “Cus!”

In English: “As the president of the U.S.A., I’m fully aware of what’s going on and I’m deeply sorry.”
In Indonesian: “Saya prihatin..” (ˇ_ˇ’!)

English: My head is about to explode into a thousand little pieces of splat brain.
Indonesian: aseli capedeh X_X

 

:mrgreen:

credit to gondrung😉

11 Responses to “Indo – English”


  1. 2 Sweet Martabak November 29, 2010 at 18:23

    Kesimpulan:
    Bahasa Indo: simpel, padat, tapi (biasanya) ga jelas😛

  2. 3 AnDo November 29, 2010 at 20:57

    Koq saya nggak ngerti yang maksud “MAMA MINTA PULSA”…🙄
    Bisa diperjelas??

    dari seluruh dialog yang paling sopan nomer lima, saking nggak enak ati buat nolak😆

  3. 5 Takodok! November 30, 2010 at 07:37

    ini yang sempet rame-rame di twitter dulu itu ya? Giordanonya kakaaaakkkk😆

  4. 6 Arm Kai November 30, 2010 at 16:36

    @ TamaGO:
    English: High Quality of Kerosene
    Indonesia: PERTAMAXXX!:mrgreen:
    __

    @ SweetMartabak:
    bethul sekhali:mrgreen:
    __

    @ AnDo:
    beberapa bulan yg lalu di Indo rame ada sms berantai tipu2an yg ngaku2 mama ato papa😛

    yang nomor 5 itu bukannya kalo mo ngagendain rapat?😛
    __

    @ nothingwrongwithmylongblackhair:
    english = i’ve seen this post so many times before. Make sure you search the entire forum before you post it. Dont be lazy bastard.
    Indo = repost, gan!

    In English: please give me reward for this usefull post
    In Indonesian: cendolnya mana?
    😛
    __

    @ Takodok!:
    yaa gitu deh..

    Giordanonya Kakaaaakk…😛

  5. 7 Marimo-head November 30, 2010 at 17:54

    yg “bok plis!” bikin guling2 :-)) coba2 juga ah…

    in English : OMG, you just realized what the meaning is?
    In Indonesia : Oneng lu!

    atau

    in english : Sorry. I think I don’t know the answer…
    In Indonesia : Meneketehe!

  6. 8 mauritia November 30, 2010 at 19:10

    In English: “That’s so profound. I can’t contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart.”
    In Indonesian: “Dalem.”

    wahahaha.. dibaca berkali-kalipun tetep lucu. mungkin karena ngetawain diri sendiri emang selalu bikin geli..XD

    In English: “The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.”
    In Indonesian: “Rapatnya jam 8!”

    ^
    apalagi ini.😆

  7. 9 fely December 2, 2010 at 11:12

    wakakakaka… kocak abis!!!!

  8. 10 Kurology December 8, 2010 at 21:52

    yang ANJROT itu pernah saya lakuin, gara2 terpengaruh sama ekspatriat yang secara mengejutkan ngucapin itu pas lagi dikerjain:mrgreen:

  9. 11 Zeph December 9, 2010 at 13:28

    In English: “This time you have crossed the line and you went too far!”
    In Indonesian: “Terlalu..” *bang Rhoma*

    😀😆


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